On the Murder Scene
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{ Hogwarts }
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Teacher: Schools almost overTeacher: and this is crazyTeacher: but here's three projectsTeacher: due by friday
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i love my cat so much, especially when he decides hes bored of me sleeping so he sits on me and meows in my face until i get out of bed :)
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Thor and Iron Man battling it out in the forest.A wild Captain America appears.My mom: See there's America. Interfering in everyone's business.
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- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
All my fob feels
right in thE FOB FEELS
Straight in fob feels jesus
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so i have a couple sets left from Fanime and thought i’d do my first give-away! (btw, thanks everyone who stop by my table/bought stuff. ilu thankyou///)
all you have to do is REBLOG ONCE to enter. and trust me with your address. hi.
GIVE-AWAY ENDS JUNE 8! ONE/TWO WINNERS WILL RECEIVE A SET OF THE AVENGERS STICKERS! WILL BE CONTACTED VIA ASK BOX SO HAVE THAT OPEN!
GOOD LUCK ^ Q ^ )
*stickers are about 2½ in / 6.35cm in height
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think your clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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****. I hadn’t consciously made the connection between the fact that Loki is always overlooked and ignored when he speaks and the fact that he’s put in that muzzle at the end of Avengers. I always thought that bit was a link to the bit from Norse mythology where he had his mouth sewn up as punishment for teasing some dude (details elude me right now).
But this.This makes sense.
And makes so many more feels.It’s like the ultimate insult to him.
I feel like this entire phenomenon of “SHUT UP LOKI NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU”, besides the sort of mean chuckle at his expense that makes me feel guilty, is fascinating. With giant angst potential that explains a lot about how Loki looks at himself and why he snaps.
No, seriously. Imagine that this sort of thing has been going on for hundreds or thousands of years. Whenever Loki opens his mouth to speak, or share an opinion, or make a suggestion, or voice an objection, there’s a good chance he’ll basically get told he’s insignificant or irrelevant or reprehensible or just flat out wrong. Stop talking. Yeah, he’s a manipulative little ****, but seriously. His words are his biggest source of power. He’s not an up front fighter—his forte lies through persuasion and the ability to reason people into the decisions that suit him. And he’s perpetually being told “YOUR ABILITIES ARE WORTHLESS, GTFO WE DON’T WANT YOU”. So even the thing he thought he was good at is being undermined.
Extra bonus points if you incorporate canon mythology and the “sew his lips up” punishment. I mean just ****. Physical pain and the approval of his father in that sentence aside, that literally, physically denies his right to assert or defend himself. He completely loses his voice. He’s basically having it hammered home that people would rather not hear him at all, would rather pretend he’s not there, and he can’t even count on his family to disagree.
It’s just unbelievably ****ed up.
I feel like Odin made more of a “MMNNYAAAAAH!” sound.
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